July 2012
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Poop Has Changed My Life
“Excuse me, are you the manager?” 99.9% of the time, any conversation that begins with that question means I’m about to be walloped by a haymaker of a shitstorm. This, of course, wasn’t one of those other .1% moments. “Yes Sir, I am. How may I help you?” He shot lightning bolts at me with his eyes. “I ordered thirty… Read More -
I am not beneath you because I serve you food
I work for a popular hotel chain. In addition to providing each room with a fully equipped kitchen, this hotel provides free breakfast daily and free dinner during the week. I work five days a week for barely above minimum wage setting up the buffet area, cooking all the food, mingling with guests, and then cleaning up. My official title… Read More -
Living the Groupon Dream
My night starts with a deuce on table 24. I walk up, introduce myself and thank them for joining us this evening. Before I can ask them if they’d like to begin their dinner with a cocktail, the woman reaches into her purse and slaps a Groupon down on the table, essentially broadcasting their intention to eat on the cheap.… Read More
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