Working in the food industry while I finish college has turned me into a nasty, hateful person. It’s hard not to be when you have to deal with shitty, unpleasant customers on a daily basis. People have no respect or decency, it is absolutely disgusting. The whole “customer is always right” ideal is utter horseshit. It just makes people think they can say, do, and get whatever they want and treat people like shit, just for good measure!
I have many, many stories about being treated like trash. But my favorite was when I had a guy come in while I was standing in the back room. As soon as he walked through the door I poked my head out and said hello. Then I grabbed some gloves and walked out to help him. He stood there waiting for, maybe, five whole seconds and proceeded to freak out.
He said, “Does anybody work here?”
Me: “I’m sorry, what was that?”
“I SAID DOES ANYONE WORK HERE? IS THERE ANYONE WORKING HERE BEHIND THE COUNTER?!?!?!”
Me: “Uhh.. yeah? I’m sorry?”
At this point he begins to check out the menu fucking throwing a fit, huffing, rolling his eyes and shaking his head. I look at my coworker with a look of total confusion.
“You know what?… FUCK YOU!!!” He says to me as he turns away and walks out the door, without ordering anything. Usually customers this rude would piss me the fuck off. But this guy was just so outrageous and unreasonable that I couldn’t help but laugh right in his face as he stormed out. I am not your bitch, you fucking cocksucker. Its a good thing you didnt order, because I definitely would have walked to the back real quick to spit in my gloves before I make your food. Then I would squish your fucking sandwich, dickhead.
I hate customers. Even before you walk through the door, I hate you. I hate you as soon as you pull into the parking lot. That is not to say I don’t enjoy some of them, there are lovely customers out there that are just angels. But most of you assholes are just selfish, rude, and inconsiderate and I hate you so much. How I wish I could tell you so.
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