I just work here lady...just like you!

Look, you have Martin Luther King day off every year. And every year I take Good Friday. That is because our contract states that those two days are considered a holiday, but at least one secretary must be in the office and gets paid for the holiday they work. You chose Martin Luther because you do not observe Good Friday and I take Good Friday because I do. Fine…it’s been that way for 15 years. What you do on your day off is your business. If you make a doctors appointment on your holiday off, then that is what you choose for your holiday off time. Don’t come to me and ask me if you can take it as a sick day because that was the only day available for this month. I don’t care. If you schedule a doctors appointment on your holiday day off, that is your business. Don’t come to me and try to get another day off as a holiday for the one you missed because you chose to make a doctors appointment on your holiday. You are even lucky that we allow you to take a sick day for a doctors appointment. I don’t do that to you. If I schedule a doctors appointment on Good Friday, and it has happened in the past, then that is what I did on my holiday. I didn’t ask you to let me take another day. You dumb old (curse word in my head goes here) . How about this…you retire and get outta here and then you can make your doctors appointments any day or time you like. STUPID (ANOTHER BAD WORD HERE) MAKES ME CRAZY.