So, I knew we were in for a treat when the one lady with three toddlers hanging off of her legs looked like her hair was wet from a shower, it wasn’t. Two couples had clearly managed to score themselves a great weekend rate at the hotel of the club our restaurant is in. We do both the breakfast and room service for said hotel. Today these lovely people ordered four continentals (they had five children between them) and proceeded to raid it like they hadn’t eaten in a fortnight. There was food EVERYWHERE and I mean EVERYWHERE! I seriously can’t believe how slovenly some people are, it’s disturbing to imagine what their house looks like after seeing how they behave when they are out. So, they demolish everything in sight and leave a garbage tips worth of food both on the table and the floor. It took me 15 mins to clean it up and while I was hoovering up the mess around the table I found their hotel room card which is still sitting in my pocket. Enjoy the $60 lost key charge on your bill, that should cover the cost of cleaning up after you neanderthals.